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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}

{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}

{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}

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