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The Georgia Hussars are a cavalry unit founded before the American Revolution that continues today as part of the Georgia National Guard. The Hussars served the State of Georgia as part of the Confederate States Army during the American Civil War, and after reconciliation served in Mexico, World War I, World War II, Korea, Vietnam, Desert Storm, Bosnia and Herzegovina, and The War on Terror.

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\"Find the Time\" is a song by the British pop music group Five Star. The song was written by Nick Trevisick and Paul Gurvitz, who had written the single \"R.S.V.P.\" for the band the previous year. It was the second single released from their second album, Silk & Steel, and peaked at number seven on the UK Singles Chart in August 1986. The video features the band performing a dance routine alongside the River Thames and the Houses of Parliament in London.

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