{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the judge say to the dentist?","punchline":"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?","id":174}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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